I know, I have missed you too. There has just been so much going on.
Of course, none of it could be more important than you.
Yes, I do know that this was the first thing I did that lead me to my freelance writing career.
I know, I haven't said thank you lately. I would feel neglected to.
Would it help if I promised to write more often?
What? You want me to commit to a certain number of posts per week? That's a tough one.
Okay, okay. Don't leave and disappear into the never ending black hole that is the internet. I'll do it.